Inghen Fatrigfig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, benevolent squirrel.

Inghen Fatrigfig created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Inghen Fatrigfig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Inghen Fatrigfig, it will turn you into a worm.

Inghen Fatrigfig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Inghen Fatrigfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Inghen Fatrigfig loves badgers, so they must be honoured.