Pogfonyik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing goat.

Pogfonyik created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogfonyik, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pogfonyik, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pogfonyik's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Pogfonyik's Holy Commandments

1. Pogfonyik loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.