Bugfat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless unicorn.

Bugfat created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugfat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bugfat, it will think nothing of it.

Bugfat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bugfat's Holy Commandments

1. Bugfat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always look after injured porpoises.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.
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