Raghenstip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, smart fox.

Raghenstip created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raghenstip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Raghenstip, it will turn you into a rat.

Raghenstip's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Raghenstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never wear red jumpers.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never wear shorts.