Raghenstip is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, smart
fox.
Raghenstip created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Raghenstip, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Raghenstip, it will turn you into a rat.
Raghenstip's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Raghenstip's Holy Commandments1. Always help grasshopers.
2. Never laugh in holy places.
3. Never wear red jumpers.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never wear shorts.