Fligyambab Randavwon Japvanneg is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciless walrus.

Fligyambab Randavwon Japvanneg created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligyambab Randavwon Japvanneg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fligyambab Randavwon Japvanneg, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fligyambab Randavwon Japvanneg's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fligyambab Randavwon Japvanneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Never look at asteroids.