Wabpigquill Gessnuttbep is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, fussy wren.

Wabpigquill Gessnuttbep created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabpigquill Gessnuttbep, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wabpigquill Gessnuttbep, he will throw large rocks at you.

Wabpigquill Gessnuttbep's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Wabpigquill Gessnuttbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not shave your legs.