Gunstragsand is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, compassionate parrot.

Gunstragsand created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunstragsand, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gunstragsand, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gunstragsand's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gunstragsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Never run near foxes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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