Hudjenyak is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate chinchilla.

Hudjenyak created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudjenyak, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hudjenyak, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hudjenyak's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Hudjenyak's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never paint your chest blue.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.