Dimvegpop is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, narcissistic
lion.
Dimvegpop created the solar system four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dimvegpop, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Dimvegpop, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Dimvegpop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Dimvegpop's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick rats.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Never look at comets.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.
5. Never pour water over plants.