Renyoksog is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless lobster.

Renyoksog created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Renyoksog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Renyoksog, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Renyoksog's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Renyoksog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

5. Never paint your arms magenta.