Taggovgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful eagle.

Taggovgeb created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Taggovgeb, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Taggovgeb, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Taggovgeb's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Taggovgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.