Hadstraggam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective coyote.

Hadstraggam created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadstraggam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hadstraggam, she will destroy your favourite star.

Hadstraggam's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Hadstraggam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Hadstraggam loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Pray towards the east.