Getfebgad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, tiresome wombat.

Getfebgad created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getfebgad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Getfebgad, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Getfebgad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Getfebgad's Holy Commandments

1. Getfebgad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Getfebgad on top of important buildings.

5. Pray towards the east.