Nurtspagbanbodnutbomhasgod is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humorless jackal.

Nurtspagbanbodnutbomhasgod created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtspagbanbodnutbomhasgod, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtspagbanbodnutbomhasgod, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nurtspagbanbodnutbomhasgod's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nurtspagbanbodnutbomhasgod's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Always look after injured great tits.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Run away from yellow frogs, for they are unholy.