Pigbap is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, deceitful cat.

Pigbap created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigbap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pigbap, he will curse you with boils.

Pigbap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Pigbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never sit near frogs.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.