Hastungan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil turtle.

Hastungan created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hastungan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hastungan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hastungan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hastungan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.