Jencebwab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying wren.

Jencebwab created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jencebwab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jencebwab, she will torture you forever.

Jencebwab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Jencebwab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jencebwab.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide from purple whales for they are unholy.

4. Never wear red ear rings.

5. Never talk about sheep.