Cennurlcut is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, benevolent crocodile.

Cennurlcut created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cennurlcut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cennurlcut, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cennurlcut's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cennurlcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.