Listnelldub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing duck.

Listnelldub created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Listnelldub, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Listnelldub, it will try to impress you with trees.

Listnelldub's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Listnelldub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Never paint your hands yellow.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must never eat coconuts.