Babxenfonspag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, happy seal.

Babxenfonspag created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Babxenfonspag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Babxenfonspag, she will turn you into a dog.

Babxenfonspag's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Babxenfonspag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Babxenfonspag.

2. Do not hurt tortoises.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about moons.