Pangmetbudpib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest fly.

Pangmetbudpib created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangmetbudpib, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pangmetbudpib, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pangmetbudpib's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Pangmetbudpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the east.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink alcohol.