Jindonkad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful manatee.

Jindonkad created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jindonkad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jindonkad, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jindonkad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Jindonkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention goats.

2. Always help doves.

3. Never paint your hands purple.

4. You must pray to Jindonkad six times a day.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.