Fentadfat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, clever toad.

Fentadfat created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fentadfat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fentadfat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fentadfat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fentadfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Worship no other gods but Fentadfat.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.