Wapcissveen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever deer.

Wapcissveen created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapcissveen, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wapcissveen, he will turn you into a worm.

Wapcissveen's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Wapcissveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not kill geese.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink alcohol.