Legsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, conceited owl.

Legsaw created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legsaw, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Legsaw, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Legsaw's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Legsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. You must love Legsaw.

5. Legsaw loves frogs, so they must be respected.