Dindodflam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent hyena.

Dindodflam created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dindodflam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dindodflam, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dindodflam's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dindodflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

5. Dindodflam loves voles, so they must be honoured.