Garhigfag is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, almighty hydra.

Garhigfag created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garhigfag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Garhigfag, she will cry a lot.

Garhigfag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Garhigfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.