Kopvagbess is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-confident pigeon.

Kopvagbess created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopvagbess, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kopvagbess, he will not invite you to parties.

Kopvagbess' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Kopvagbess' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kopvagbess three times a day.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.