Sagbadjan is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omniscient dolphin.

Sagbadjan created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagbadjan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sagbadjan, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sagbadjan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sagbadjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.