Saworthen is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil hyena.

Saworthen created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saworthen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Saworthen, she will laugh at you.

Saworthen's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Saworthen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Saworthen loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Saworthen.