Saworthen is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil
hyena.
Saworthen created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Saworthen, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Saworthen, she will laugh at you.
Saworthen's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Saworthen's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your head.
2. Do not wear titanium on your body.
3. Saworthen loves geese, so they must be respected.
4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Saworthen.