Rigfobmid is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, astonishing turtle.

Rigfobmid created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigfobmid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigfobmid, it will be very sad.

Rigfobmid's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Rigfobmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Always obey Rigfobmid's priests.