Rigfobmid is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, astonishing
turtle.
Rigfobmid created Africa four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rigfobmid, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rigfobmid, it will be very sad.
Rigfobmid's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Rigfobmid's Holy Commandments1. Never write about moons.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never think about amino acids.
4. Never look at asteroids.
5. Always obey Rigfobmid's priests.