Misfemkop is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful
giraffe.
Misfemkop created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Misfemkop, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Misfemkop, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Misfemkop's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Misfemkop's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Never laugh in the presence of foxes.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.