Gedyartpod is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain squirrel.

Gedyartpod created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Gedyartpod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gedyartpod, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gedyartpod's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gedyartpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Worship no other gods but Gedyartpod.

4. You must pray to Gedyartpod five times a day.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.