Dinzanleg is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, blissful
rat.
Dinzanleg created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dinzanleg, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Dinzanleg, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Dinzanleg's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Dinzanleg's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.
2. Never mention birds.
3. Retreat if six foxes approach from the south.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.
5. Never bounce in holy places.