Ruttweggess is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, loving hamster.

Ruttweggess created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttweggess, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttweggess, it will turn you into a rat.

Ruttweggess' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ruttweggess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Put Ruttweggess first in all things.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.