Gebdidhin is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, smart shrew.

Gebdidhin created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebdidhin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gebdidhin, he will turn you into a goat.

Gebdidhin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gebdidhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.