Cunbitbun is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, astonishing swan.

Cunbitbun created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Cunbitbun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cunbitbun, it will turn you into a frog.

Cunbitbun's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cunbitbun's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear purple tights.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Pray towards the west.