Higmapcin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, irritating seal.

Higmapcin created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Higmapcin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Higmapcin, it will turn you into a puffin.

Higmapcin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Higmapcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.