Higmapcin is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, irritating
seal.
Higmapcin created Mount Everest two years ago.
If you believe in
Higmapcin, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Higmapcin, it will turn you into a puffin.
Higmapcin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Higmapcin's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
2. Do not kill turtles.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.