Appgemlit is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered horse.

Appgemlit created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Appgemlit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Appgemlit, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Appgemlit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Appgemlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Put Appgemlit first in all things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.