Metdanlog is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart porpoise.

Metdanlog created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metdanlog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Metdanlog, he will turn you into a mole.

Metdanlog's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Metdanlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Worship no other gods but Metdanlog.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.