Nangarsog is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, two-faced fox.

Nangarsog created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nangarsog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nangarsog, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nangarsog's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nangarsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Nangarsog on top of important buildings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Nangarsog loves cats, so they must be honoured.