Ranbossbat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able butterfly.

Ranbossbat created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbossbat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ranbossbat, he will turn you into a snail.

Ranbossbat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ranbossbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Worship no other gods but Ranbossbat.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.