Sanshavgid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witty dragon.

Sanshavgid created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanshavgid, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sanshavgid, it will boil you in a big pot.

Sanshavgid's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sanshavgid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sanshavgid.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.