Nancepneg is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical dove.

Nancepneg created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nancepneg, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nancepneg, he will turn you into a mouse.

Nancepneg's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nancepneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Erect nine gold sculptures of Nancepneg on top of important buildings.

5. Run away from brown frogs, for they are unholy.