Lakjenmif Cambabnil is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy goose.

Lakjenmif Cambabnil created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakjenmif Cambabnil, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lakjenmif Cambabnil, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lakjenmif Cambabnil's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Lakjenmif Cambabnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Do not cook food in pots.