Rillragquartwonrowbasscuss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, omnipotent faun.

Rillragquartwonrowbasscuss created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillragquartwonrowbasscuss, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rillragquartwonrowbasscuss, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rillragquartwonrowbasscuss' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rillragquartwonrowbasscuss' Holy Commandments

1. Rillragquartwonrowbasscuss loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Never wear red rings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.