Badbassomt is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable fox.

Badbassomt created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badbassomt, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Badbassomt, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Badbassomt's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Badbassomt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven tapirs approach from the west.

2. Run away from gray hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Badbassomt on top of all buildings.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect six copper sculptures of Badbassomt on top of important buildings.