Piglitlad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic aardvark.

Piglitlad created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Piglitlad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Piglitlad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Piglitlad's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Piglitlad's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not take Piglitlad's name in vain.

4. You must love Piglitlad.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.