Jampigfet is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, temperamental crow.

Jampigfet created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jampigfet, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jampigfet, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jampigfet's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Jampigfet's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Run away if three horses approach from the south.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Always take life seriously.