Getbinfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring fish.

Getbinfeb created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getbinfeb, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Getbinfeb, it will turn you into a rock.

Getbinfeb's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Getbinfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Run away if four mites approach from the east.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.